Wentworth and Barney in “Ms. Cop”

Captain Miller, this was not my collar.

I'm aware of that.

Then why do I have to type it up?

Because, Wentworth, we make no distinction here between male and female. You're just another cop. Who happens to be a good typist.

It also happens, Captain, that I fired "expert" at the Police Academy.

Good! Then don't type them. Shoot them.