BBette
Is he seriously asking me out again?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
BBette
How should I handle it?
Oh! 90 miles to Louisville.
RRoy
Lou-uh-ville.
What?
RRoy
You're saying it wrong. It's Lou-uh-ville.
Louis-ville.
RRoy
Just throw it away. Louisville.
Louisville! I don't know why I did an Italian accent there. I panicked.
[The alert dinging sound effect is heard.]
Uh-oh. The "Check Engine" light just came on. What do we do?
RRoy
Well, here's a thought. We check the engine.
Oh, God! Oh, God. Oh, no! There was a fire extinguisher in the back, but I got rid of it to make room for my K-Cups.
RRoy
It's just overheating. Just pull over.
Where's the hazard lights? Nope, oh, nope.
HHarry
Sheesh.
I missed you!
Oh, thank you.
Oh, did you, uh, did you meet any new van chicks?
Funny how, that's your first question.
It's not funny.
Oh, it's funny.
Morning.
Good morning!
I got my favorite boss her favorite drink. A nonfat, bone-dry cappuccino.
Ooh, thank you.
I also got her an assortment of pastries, including un croissant. Or perhaps a cranberry scone, guv'nah.
This is Irene. Drew drives our shuttle van.
Only temporarily. I'm a therapist by trade, but I'm on a sabbatical, while I go on a journey of self-discovery.
IIrene
You sound like a guy who's living in his car.
It's a van, actually.
(over phone) Yes, hi! I'm calling from Valley Hills. I'm hoping to speak to someone who can help me with the insurance claims that we made on behalf of our residents. No! No, please don't put me on hold again. Please! I can't listen to that music!
Yeah, come on, Gina, this isn't accomplishing anything.
Don't you get it, Drew? I failed. I completely failed. I can't run Valley Hills without Mrs. Ludlum, and I, sure as hell, can't compete with a place that has a damn boat.
Asher.
AAsher
Did you really think I wouldn't figure it out?
I was hoping.
AAsher
Can we talk in private?
Do you want me to stay?
(whispering) I got this.
What do you want?
I want Drew.
Well, then, why are you still sitting here?
[Final lines of the series]
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