Norma Goldman quotes from B Positive

Norma

Go away!

Norma

Well, nobody's here. I told you we shouldn't have scheduled this art class up against Wii bowling.

Gina

What we are lacking in quantity, we're making up in quality. Oh, very nice, Mrs. Kaplan. You gave Norma a thought bubble. How creative.

Norma

Are you texting Drew again?!

Gina

Yeah. He's in a really dark place. I wish I could get him to see that he's overreacting.

Norma

Have him come here. On my floor alone, we got a blind guy, a guy with a bad ticker and a guy with the big "C".

Drew

Alexa, play something from the early 2000s.

Drew

Oh, stop! Alexa, stop.

Norma

Well, that's gonna haunt my dreams.

Gina

Drew, the dishes are clean, but those moves are dirty.

Drew

Norma, what do we owe the pleasure?

Gina

Oh, well, her daughter couldn't make it to family weekend, so I'm gonna take her to Philly with me. Girls' trip!

Drew

Why are you going to Philly and why are you taking off your shirt? We talked about this. No boobs in the kitchen!

Gina

At least, I'm wearing a bra this time. I called my stepmom to get the records, but she didn't call me back. Big surprise. So, I'm gonna drive to her house and get 'em for you.

Drew

But Philly's like 3 hours away.

Norma

Oh, that's why I'm going, to keep her company. Plus, if the car breaks down and I freeze to death, that'll really make my daughter feel guilty.

Drew

Okay, I'm going with you.

Gina

Oh, really, you don't have to.

Drew

No, you're doing this for me. I want to be there for you.

Gina

You don't need to come.

Drew

You haven't been back there in years. This could be really tough for you.

Gina

I'm telling you, I'll be fine.

Norma

When my father died, I broke down every time I sat in his favorite chair.

Gina

That's not going to happen, and you're not going.

Drew

Gina, going to your childhood home could unlock memories about your father's death.

Gina

Oh, my God. He's not dead. Okay?

Drew

What?

Gina

I lied. He's alive.

Drew

Gina?

Norma

Wow.

Drew

Yeah.

Norma

I call shotgun.

Gina

Hey. How was dialysis?

Drew

Fine. I have come to understand that you are going on a date with Eli.

Gina

Oh, yeah, he's cooking me dinner.

Norma

Oh, I like Eli. Get it, girl.

Gina

Oh, my God. What is his problem?

Norma

Well, isn't it obvious? He's jealous.

Norma

What do you want?

Gina

I want Drew.

Norma

Well, then, why are you still sitting here?