Well, nobody's here. I told you we shouldn't have scheduled this art class up against Wii bowling.
What we are lacking in quantity, we're making up in quality. Oh, very nice, Mrs. Kaplan. You gave Norma a thought bubble. How creative.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Are you texting Drew again?!
Yeah. He's in a really dark place. I wish I could get him to see that he's overreacting.
Have him come here. On my floor alone, we got a blind guy, a guy with a bad ticker and a guy with the big "C".
Alexa, play something from the early 2000s.
["Hollaback Girl" by Gwen Stefani is played.]
Oh, stop! Alexa, stop.
Well, that's gonna haunt my dreams.
Drew, the dishes are clean, but those moves are dirty.
Norma, what do we owe the pleasure?
Oh, well, her daughter couldn't make it to family weekend, so I'm gonna take her to Philly with me. Girls' trip!
Why are you going to Philly and why are you taking off your shirt? We talked about this. No boobs in the kitchen!
At least, I'm wearing a bra this time. I called my stepmom to get the records, but she didn't call me back. Big surprise. So, I'm gonna drive to her house and get 'em for you.
But Philly's like 3 hours away.
Oh, that's why I'm going, to keep her company. Plus, if the car breaks down and I freeze to death, that'll really make my daughter feel guilty.
Okay, I'm going with you.
Oh, really, you don't have to.
No, you're doing this for me. I want to be there for you.
You don't need to come.
You haven't been back there in years. This could be really tough for you.
I'm telling you, I'll be fine.
When my father died, I broke down every time I sat in his favorite chair.
That's not going to happen, and you're not going.
Gina, going to your childhood home could unlock memories about your father's death.
Oh, my God. He's not dead. Okay?
What?
I lied. He's alive.
Gina?
Wow.
Yeah.
I call shotgun.
Maddie's only 13.
I really hate to betray her trust, especially after she lent me these really cute boots that I plan on keeping.
Hey.
Hi.
GGabby
Hey, Drew. I'll see you later.
Hey. How was dialysis?
Fine. I have come to understand that you are going on a date with Eli.
Oh, yeah, he's cooking me dinner.
Oh, I like Eli. Get it, girl.
Oh, my God. What is his problem?
Well, isn't it obvious? He's jealous.
Can I come in for a second?
No. I don't. Unless there's a skybox available the next time that Cardi B plays the Garden.
Including this one. I hope that you drop your news report so I can watch you bend over and pick it up.
(cockney accent) 'Ello, ladies.
Yes. Well, uh, I have a date tonight.
Really? With who?
Oh, just somebody I met at the hospital.
Wait, you don't even know her? You should google her, because she could be a sex trafficker. Or, worse, she could be one of those people who doesn't own a TV.
Look, she's cute, she's funny and she likes me. She could lure children into her gingerbread house, for all I care. We're going out for pasta.
Well, if that "C" means "cute", then yes.
But I do have some chemo-healthy snacks that I think would be better.
Hey.
Hey.
I have something to tell you, after which you're gonna love me even more than you already do.
Don't overestimate how much I love you.
I think I got Adriana into the clinical trial in Switzerland.
What? Really? Wait, you mean, like, enrolled, or you found a tunnel?
For real. Remember my friend Dr. Pete?
Cannoli's owner?
I told him about Adriana's situation, and it turns out his med school roommate had a professor who went through a really nasty divorce and hid a bunch of money in Switzerland, and one day he went to take it out, and guess who was standing there in the bank. His ex-wife, the duchess of Fribourg.
It's pretty small. I'd have to get rid of some things. Like my furniture.
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