Drew Dunbar quotes from B Positive

Gina

I really hate to betray her trust, especially after she lent me these really cute boots that I plan on keeping.

Drew

Hey.

Gina

Hi.

Hey, Drew. I'll see you later.

Gina

Hey. How was dialysis?

Drew

Fine. I have come to understand that you are going on a date with Eli.

Gina

Oh, yeah, he's cooking me dinner.

Norma

Oh, I like Eli. Get it, girl.

Gina

Including this one. I hope that you drop your news report so I can watch you bend over and pick it up.

Drew

(cockney accent) 'Ello, ladies.

Drew

Yes. Well, uh, I have a date tonight.

Gina

Really? With who?

Drew

Oh, just somebody I met at the hospital.

Gina

Wait, you don't even know her? You should google her, because she could be a sex trafficker. Or, worse, she could be one of those people who doesn't own a TV.

Drew

Look, she's cute, she's funny and she likes me. She could lure children into her gingerbread house, for all I care. We're going out for pasta.

Gina

Hey.

Drew

Hey.

Gina

I have something to tell you, after which you're gonna love me even more than you already do.

Drew

Don't overestimate how much I love you.

Gina

I think I got Adriana into the clinical trial in Switzerland.

Drew

What? Really? Wait, you mean, like, enrolled, or you found a tunnel?

Gina

For real. Remember my friend Dr. Pete?

Drew

Cannoli's owner?

Gina

I told him about Adriana's situation, and it turns out his med school roommate had a professor who went through a really nasty divorce and hid a bunch of money in Switzerland, and one day he went to take it out, and guess who was standing there in the bank. His ex-wife, the duchess of Fribourg.

Drew

Did a little shopping, huh?

Gina

I was feeling a little sad this afternoon shoes! So I decided to spend some money. Bought some shoes. Shoes!

Drew

You're just a little overwhelmed. And that's perfectly understandable.

Gina

(crying) How come I feel so awful? What is wrong with me?

Drew

I never understood all the salt on a margarita glass. It's like I'm drinking a pretzel.

Gina

Do you need to pee?

Drew

What kind of question is that?

Gina

I'm just curious how my kidney is handling the tequila.

Drew

It's doing just fine.

Gina

Shoot me a text if things go sideways.

Drew

Gina, I can't even begin to say how much you've changed my life. I am a different person, a better person because of you.

Gina

Oh, Drew. I feel the same way. You bring out the best in me.

Drew

That's great to hear. Because there's something I've been wanting to tell you ever since I woke up from the surgery.

Gina

You have gotta be kidding me.

Drew

I am. I'm totally kidding.

Gina

It's Eli.

Drew

You've gotta be kidding me.

Drew

I wouldn't say "compwetely".

Gina

I would never want our friendship to be compromised.

Drew

Me, either. Okay? You're drooling a little.

Drew

Well, maybe. It's complicated. I will admit, I was a little hurt. But then I realized I was just trying to use you to solve my problems, and that's not fair to either of us.

Gina

So Vincent is the solution?

Drew

Adventure is the solution. I need to take some chances, live a bigger life, figure out who I am.

Gina

Drew, this is crazy.

Drew

I know, right? See, you used to be the crazy one, and now it's me. Hey, maybe your kidney is to blame. I was pretty normal before the transplant.

Drew

Hey.

Gina

Hey. I'm so glad you're here.

Drew

I came as quick as I could. How's Harry?

Gina

He hasn't come out of his room, and he won't talk to anybody.

Drew

Oh! 90 miles to Louisville.

Lou-uh-ville.

Drew

What?

You're saying it wrong. It's Lou-uh-ville.

Drew

Louis-ville.

Just throw it away. Louisville.

Drew

Louisville! I don't know why I did an Italian accent there. I panicked.

Drew

Uh-oh. The "Check Engine" light just came on. What do we do?

Well, here's a thought. We check the engine.

Drew

Oh, God! Oh, God. Oh, no! There was a fire extinguisher in the back, but I got rid of it to make room for my K-Cups.

It's just overheating. Just pull over.

Drew

Where's the hazard lights? Nope, oh, nope.

Gina

I missed you!

Drew

Oh, thank you.

Gina

Oh, did you, uh, did you meet any new van chicks?

Drew

Funny how, that's your first question.

Gina

It's not funny.

Drew

Oh, it's funny.

Drew

Morning.

Gina

Good morning!

Drew

I got my favorite boss her favorite drink. A nonfat, bone-dry cappuccino.

Gina

Ooh, thank you.

Drew

I also got her an assortment of pastries, including un croissant. Or perhaps a cranberry scone, guv'nah.