Francine steps into a boxing ring inside a large stadium, with many of the recurring people, and even Bionic Bunny in the audience. A microphone comes down.
Presenting the main event! The champion, Arthur Timothy Read!
[walks to the ring while people cheer and throw flowers and climbs into the ring] I've been waiting for this fight for years. And there's no way that I could lose.
And the challenger, Dora Winifred Read!
[D.W. rides down a ramp on her bicycle and does a somersault into the ring. She is wearing a bicycle helmet and has a unicorn on the back of her robe. Buster takes off Arthur’s robe. D.W. takes off hers and reveals a shirt with a picture of Arthur’s head with Xs for eyes. Buster puts Arthur’s gloves on. Nadine waves her wand and gloves appear on D.W.’s hands. Both Arthur and D.W. get mouthguards. Francine waves both to the center of the ring.]
[mumbling through his mouthguard, and incoherent] Prepare to lose!
[Subtitle: Prepare to lose!]
What?
[still mumbling through his mouthguard, and incoherent] Prepare to lose!!!
[Subtitle: Prepare to lose!!!]
[pointing to the subtitles] This doesn't help. I can't breathe.
Get ready to fight!
[The two boxers circle each other]
Arthur!
[sees D.W. #2 sitting in the audience eating snacks, and still mumbling through his mouthguard, and incoherent again] Two D.W.’s?!
[Subtitle: Two D.W.'s?!]
Nope, not just two D.W.s. But there was only one of me.
In the ring, the other boxer takes off a D.W. mask, revealing himself to be Binky. Arthur’s mouthguard drops out of his mouth.
[stepping out of his D.W. body suit] We figured you'd rather fight someone on your own size.
Well, you know what? Maybe you might be right. And I would like to fight someone on my own size. Now you just stay right here. I'll just go find somebody to fight. [runs off, pursued by Binky, screams]
[enraged] Come back here and fight!
[laughs] Binky?!
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