John Diggle quotes from Arrow

Oliver

Diggle, this is Helena. Diggle is my... associate.

Helena

Wow, any associate of Oliver's --

Diggle

Is absolutely nothing to you, Ma'am.

Diggle

With all the guys working up top, you might want to think about a side entrance for your, uh... arrowcave.

Oliver

Just put one in. South alleyway. Something I want to show you.

Diggle

You're finally getting into online dating and you need help with your profile.

Oliver

Not exactly, but there is somebody I'd like you to meet.

Diggle

Found what you're looking for?

Oliver

Took down three Vertigo pushers tonight, Diggle. Last one finally knew a name. The Count.

Diggle

The Count? That's worse than The Hood.

Diggle

[Oliver awakens thug by touching his neck] Whoa! That's a neat trick. You going to teach me that one day?

Oliver

[knocks thug back out] No.

Diggle

What are you doing?

Oliver

You need to arrange a new identity for this guy. Get him out of the city.

Diggle

Right, so your Ruskie pal draws out The Count, vigilante takes him down.

Oliver

No, Diggle. Because the Bratva would know that I used them, and that relationship is too valuable. I do the meet with The Count as myself, let him leave, then we follow him to his hideout.

Diggle

Just that easy, huh?

Oliver

Well, I will still need my trusty bodyguard.

Diggle

[sarcastic] Fantastic, looking forward to my new and exciting career as a drug dealer.

Felicity

I should have taken him to a hospital.

Diggle

No, Felicity. That's why he asked you to bring him here. Because if you do, the police will want to know how and why he got that wound.

Felicity

I'm guessing "How?" and "Why?" are Oliver Queen's least favorite questions.

Diggle

Yeah, well, there's also "When?" and "Where?" he's not too fond of.

Felicity

Where are we going to get our hands on a rare Spanish antiquity?

Diggle

You really have no idea how rich his family is, do you?

Diggle

Oliver, if you still didn't have feelings for this girl, you would have followed a different solution than letting her extort you into killing someone.

Oliver

So what do you want me to do? You want me to kill her?

Diggle

I think you would have along time ago if she looked like me instead of the T-Mobile girl. She's a stone cold killer, Oliver.

Helena

Sorry, am I... interrupting something?

Oliver

We were just... talking about you.

Helena

And here I thought you didn't care much about me.

Diggle

Still don't.

Oliver

Helena.

Diggle

Yes, or as I like to call her, your psycho ex-girlfriend.

Diggle

Oliver, you've been spending a lot of time under that hood the last couple of weeks.

Oliver

Keeps my ears warm.

Diggle

I'll kill you for what you did to Andy.

Deadshot

I'd be pulling these triggers right now, except there's nobody paying me. There's space for you right here, right next to your brother. You'd do best to remember that. [hits John]

Diggle

I guess you do know where I live.

Oliver

I've always known where you live. May I? [pushes past Diggle]

Oliver

I'm sorry. You were right. I was wrong.

Diggle

About Deadshot?

Oliver

About everything. About my mother, and about her involvement in the Undertaking. She lied to me, to Thea. She's working with Malcolm Merlyn, and they're planning something, something... terrible. I don't know what yet, but... I just know one thing. I need your help to stop them.

Oliver

Malcolm Merlyn... You have failed this city.

Malcolm

And how have I done that?

Oliver

The Undertaking. It ends now.

Diggle

[on earpiece] Oliver, the device... It's gone.

Oliver

Where's the device?

Malcolm

Safe. I don't know how you got that trojan onto my system, but it prompted me to take precautions. There is nothing you can do to stop what is about to happen. And you shouldn't. This city needs what is about to happen in order to survive. The people who are destroying it from the inside need to be erased from the map.

Oliver

Fine. Let's start with you. [fires an arrow, which Malcolm catches]

Malcolm

Ironic, isn't it? Last Christmas, I almost killed you. A few months ago, you saved my life. And now you're here to trying to kill me. You should make up your mind.

Oliver

Done.

Malcolm

Welcome, gentlemen. I've been waiting for you. I wanted to see you watch your city die.

Oliver

Where's the transmitter?

Malcolm

Somewhere I can easily get to it.

Diggle

I doubt it. You'd be too dead.

Diggle

Felicity, if you're so scared, why did you insist on sitting up front?

Felicity

It was the only seat with a seat belt.

Diggle

Which will come in handy when we hit the water at 180 miles per hour.

Felicity

What?

Diggle

Which will not happen.