[walks over] Hey, what are y'all celebrating?
[points to Trevor] This man just made Sergeant.
[flirtatiously] Ooooh. Well, does the sergeant speak for himself? [reaches hand out] Hi, I'm Lindsay. What's your name?
[shakes hand] I'm Trevor.
Tell me more, Sergeant Trevor, I'm very interested.
[cuts in while Trevor drinks from his bottle, smiles at Lindsay] He's very married! [jokingly to Trevor] You're in big trouble, Mister!
[Trevor laughs and follows her out]
[to Lindsay] Hey, I'm not married.
Oh yeah? What are you?
Private First Class Brian Day, at your service.
Private? [scoffs] As if!
[Sailors sitting behind PFC Day laugh]
Guess the lady knows dog meat when she smells it.
[A fight breaks out between PFC Day and the sailors. Trevor and his friends drag PFC Day out through the back door.]
[in amazement] The Hump is officially banned!
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