Nikki
Can I just say something, please? And I hope this doesn't sound shallow 'cause I'm a spiritual person, but come on. I mean, if I were a lesbian, I would not be with a cocktail waitress, okay? I'd be with a lawyer or a talk show host or... Jennifer Aniston.
Dr. Thomas
She's not a lesbian.
Nikki
She would be when I got done with her.
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