[chatter on police radio]
Well, what do you think?
I think that in my next life I'm gonna come back as a movie star.
Yeah, Look out, gay porn.
Rim shot.
Yeah, that could be your name. So what, some movie star lives here?
Yes, Veronica Deane. Don-don't you remember? She's a person of interest in the other murder we're working.
No shit.
Wait, what are you—? We were just questioning her ten hours ago! He was her alibi.
You like her?
As an actress, or for this homicide?
Both.
Loved her in Shanghai Moon.
Oh, my God, that dress?
Right? But as for Tennessee Tuxedo here, I want to talk to her. See if she knows who tried to weight him down... with an ounce of lead. Found it on the ground, over there, by the table.
Is it hers?
Hard to tell with no serial number.
Yeah, probably why they put them on there.
Rim shot.
Hey, you should ask Veronica Deane if her agent reps gay porn stars.
And maybe if she murdered this guy.
Huh, you've got a real knack for this.
Rim Schott.
How was that funny?
No, as my gay porn name. Not bad.
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