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Angel · Season 1

Cordelia, Angel and others in “I've Got You Under My Skin”

[Oven timer dings. Wes checks his sole.]

Cordelia

[off] They're done! Nobody touch.

Angel

I think she's making brownies.

Wesley

Oh, is that what I smell. I thought I tracked something in.

Cordelia

[enters] The recipe was handed down to me from my mother, who got it from her housekeeper, plus I improvised a little. You're gonna love 'em!

Wesley

Me?!

Cordelia

Uh huh!

Wesley

Doesn't Angel have to... get to... try any?

Cordelia

They're brownies full of nutty goodness, not red blood cells.

Wesley

Oh. I wasn't thinking. More of a drinker than an eater, I suppose.

Cordelia

[having difficulty cutting] Maybe if you'd branch out into the solids he'd keep a decent knife around. [starts to hack in pan with special enchanted Keck knife]

Wesley

[shooting to feet] That is not appropriate! It's for killing extinct demons! Angel, make her stop!!

Angel

[smiling] Cordelia...

Wesley

That blade is very old! Who knows what kind of corrosive effect your cooking may have on it?

Cordelia

[brandishing knife] 'Corrosive effect'?

Angel

Cordelia, just.. put down the very sharp knife...

Wesley

Well, they don't smell right.

Cordelia

I think Mr. Too-Much-Cologne is the pot calling the kettle stinky.

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