Maude and Cordelia in “Rm w/a Vu”

You'd better be sorry, you stupid little bitch.

Cordelia

[stopping crying and looking slowly up at Maude] I’m a bitch.

Take off the bed sheets, make a noose. Go on. It’ll all be over soon.

Cordelia

[getting up] I’m not a sniveling, whiny little Cry-Buffy. I’m the nastiest girl in Sunnydale history. I take crap from no one.

You are going to make yourself a noose and put it around--

Cordelia

Back off, Polygrip. You think you’re bad? All mean and haunty? Picking on poor pathetic Cordy? Well, get ready to haul your wrinkly, translucent ass out of this place, because lady, the bitch is back.

Do you think I'm going to take that from trash like you?

Cordelia

I'll tell you what I think. I think you're gonna pack your little ghost bags, and get the hell out of my house!

[shrieks]