Harper quotes from Andromeda

I guess that's why they call space a vacuum

No. They call space a vacuum because-

-space is a vacuum.

Harper?

Yes, O glorious creation of mine with the world's crappiest timing?

More importantly, I'm free to love Beka Valentine.

Don't take it personally, pal, that's how she loves everybody. Now, usually, at this point, I beg for mercy. But if I were you, I'd run like hell.

Dylan

Mr. Harper, I think maybe you and I should run like hell.

Trance

Harper, when has arguing ever helped the situation?

Arguing? Not very often, but whining… [to Dylan] Please?

Trance, miracles are just extraordinary phenomena with a scientific explanation.

See?

Trance

Well, for those who don't believe, no explanation is possible. For those who do, no explanation is necessary.

What are you trying to pull, child?

That's stallion to you.

Dylan

It's a voice, a woman's voice.

She sound hot?

Dylan

Who else is curious about this voice?

Trance

I'm always curious when I hear voices.

Finally I'm not the only one with voices in my head, heheh. [Dylan gives him a look] Sorry.

I spy with my little eye something that is-

Trance

White ice?

Beka

Freeze!

Don't move!

Trance

Stay right there!

Oh my God, you're hot! [holsters gun] Harper, Seamus Harper, nice to-

Beka

Seamus!

[reluctantly pulls gun again] What they said.

It is good to be smart.

Not to mention hot.

I wonder if they still think they're alone in the universe.

Dylan

If they do... then they are very, very lucky.

I gotta hand it to ya, boss. Nice performance. You out-conned a con-artist. You played the love-struck captain, the zealous defender of her honor, even the betrayed friend, and still... you completely fooled her.

Dylan

I only tricked her. I didn't fool either one of us.

We have arrived in Heimdall. I’m detecting several Genite scouts within our combat radius.

Tyr

Still licking their wounds, no doubt.

Beka

No doubt. And I’m more than happy to dump a little salt on them. Andromeda, offensive missiles, all tubes, full load out.

Offensive missiles are approaching the Genite formation.

Beka

Have they seen us yet?

That is uncertain.

Tyr

The suspense is killing me.

Beka

Oh, it’s not the suspense that’s gunna kill us.

Yeah, well, the suspense already owes me a fresh pair of shorts.

The Genites have detected us. They’re firing.

Beka

Defensive missiles; PDLs on standby!

Incoming hail from the Genites.

You clearly didn’t get the message the last time. I’m afraid you’ve left us no choice but to explain it to you—in excruciating detail.

The Genites are still with us, and more of them are inbound.

Beka

You know, you can never have too many Genites inbound. Time to slipstream.

Awaiting your order.

Beka

Consider yourself ordered. Let’s get the hell out of here.

You know, I thought I knew you, Tyr. And it turns out all the long you've been waitin' to betray us. What did I ever do to you?

Tyr

You made me laugh.

No I didn't.

Tyr

Yes, you did. Just not out loud. And I hope you get the chance to do it again.

Yeah, well, we'll double-cross that bridge when we get to it.