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Dylan Hunt quotes from Andromeda

Played by Kevin Sorbo · 147 quotes · page 5 of 10

Dylan Hunt

Played by Kevin Sorbo

Andromeda · 354 quotes

Most-quoted character in Andromeda: in 147 of its 354 quotes
Most scenes with: Beka (26), Harper (24), Trance (20)

Scenes with Dylan Hunt 124

Triagonal, prismatic, quartz crystal. Trace elements of vanadium, chromium, manganese, and cobalt. Eighty-two-point-two-five grams. I wonder how many of these fake Hearts are out there. I lost count at three.

Dylan

You never lose count of anything. I mean I assume you could tell the difference the whole time.

Of course. Harper is sweet, but he still believes pretty much anything I tell him. (as if to Harper) Oh, I'm sorry. I may have a brain the size of a planet, but I can't tell the difference between one pretty rock and another.

Am I mistaken, sir, or did you just grant complete strangers unlimited access to this ship?

Dylan

Why, yes, I did. That way, we can monitor them closely and see what they do with it. There's something not quite trustworthy about them, don't you think?

Your occasional bouts of deviousness never fail to surprise me, Captain.

Dylan

The fact is, even in the old days, fully loaded, crewed and armed, the Andromeda was only an even match for a Pyrian torchship. In case anyone hasn’t noticed, we’re not fully loaded, armed, or crewed, and the Pyrians have had 3 centuries to improve their technology.

…Not the best pep talk you’ve ever given.

Dylan

Oh, you want a pep talk. Okay, uh, do your jobs, don’t screw up, and we’ll get out of this alive… Maybe.

[an alien has been shot up by the entire bar]

Dylan

Damn.

Got that right.

Dylan

No, I wanted to use him.

Well, as he is he would make an interesting conversation piece.

You're right. This might have been easier had we been able to follow your plan.

Dylan

Damn! That was almost an apology!

It was nothing of the sort.

CCuchulain

Until now, all I cared about was Tyr, and what he stole from us. Now I care very much about you.

Dylan

Well, you see, that's what the universe needs more of – people caring for each other. Have a good trip out.

Yeah, sure, that explains everything. No chance that they've been left alone because they're a bunch of cannibals, or killer robots, or…

Harper!

What? You're gonna say I'm wrong? C'mon, every single High Guard remnant we've encountered has been psychotic, evil, or both… Present company excluded, of course.

Dylan

Of course.

GRGaheris Rhade

About this "Best Man" job…

Dylan

Uh… yes?

Does it always involve drunken bachelor parties and half-naked dancing girls?

Dylan

Pretty much, yeah.

In that case, I accept.

Dylan

And, in the case of an emergency, the ship can be piloted from the gunnery nose.

CCharlemagne

Emergency? You mean in the event that the Command Deck crew is reduced to a fine red mist and splattered across the walls in a bloody mural?

Dylan

That would qualify, yes.

HHöhne

Fascinating! And do such emergencies happen with a degree of frequency, or are they a rare occurrence?

(referring to Elssbett) She didn't salute! Shouldn't she salute?

Dylan

Well, I'm thinking that maybe she went to the Beka Valentine School of Military Discipline.

Uh, Dylan, now would be the time for one of those crazy, desperate, this-just-might-work ideas.

Dylan

Oh, I've got one, I was just hoping I wouldn't have to use it.

FFerahr

It wasn't me, I swear!

Dylan

It wasn't you who did what?

FFerahr

What do you mean?

Dylan

I haven't even told you why I'm angry!

FFerahr

Then why…?

Dylan

Ogami mercenaries. Big, mean, and ugly. Who sent them?

FFerahr

Uh… lemme think… uh, I know… It wasn't me, I swear!

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