America's Next Top Model · Season 1
[in confessional about Lisa’s past] I see Lisa and the first thing I think of is she peed in a diaper. [flashback to Cycle 5 where Lisa is peeing in a diaper, Bre Scullark looks shocked and Nik Pace looks uninterested] Is this somebody that I want to be associated with?
[in a flashback scene directly to Lisa who is smiling about her actions] I feel disgusted!
[in confessional about Lisa on All Stars] I hope she goes home first.
[to Bianca] My sister!
[to Bre] Don't touch me!
[to Bianca] No!
[to everyone] Hi everybody!
[in confessional after hugging Lisa] I am the party girl. My head is such in a different place right now!
[to Shannon] When we ask people what brand would describe you, it's kind of boring brands. Are you a boring brand?
[to Martin Lindstrom] No. I don't think so.
[to Shannon] Why do people think you're boring?
[to Martin] Probably because on season 1, I said three lines. That I'm a virgin, I don't drink, and I don't smoke.
[in confessional] What do you expect? You're boring, bitch!
[greeting the audience during the live judging panel] IT'S BRITTANY, BITCH!!
[in confessional after getting eliminated first] There's nothing that I could have done differently. People remember you or they don't!
[about her makeover] My word is unexpected.
I'm coming upstairs just to be myself, and who do I see but Camille and Dominique sitting on the bed talking about me. And as I'm being a friend to them...
What did they do?
It doesn't really matter, it's all irrelevant. Gossip is gossip.
One elimination, and then their shit gets through.
And then, shit gets real!
[sees Dominique and Alexandria entering her bedroom] What were y'all saying about me when I walked upstairs on y'all? [to Alexandria] Don't give me no deer in the headlights! Let's be honest!
Wow! That was deer in the headlights, though.
'Cause she's a follower, it doesn't really matter! I don't appreciate...
I'm a grown woman, I don't follow anything. But, I don't know what you're talking about. That's just #1.
Put the caution around my bed, 'cause I'm about to go off!
[in confessional] Bianca is for sure making an ass out of herself. I mean, come on now. Like, you look stupid!
[Later, Dominique and Camille come downstairs to the kitchen with Lisa and Sheena]
What's going on?
She (Bianca) thinks we said something bad about her. So she's upstairs being candid, thinking that we were talking about her behind her back! Like, we're grown! No!
So Bianca just changed into a different personality when she got this? [holds up Bianca's "candid" card; everyone starts laughing]
[in confessional] Bianca got a word, and so she has to be loud and find a problem with something so that it can create drama. Childish.
I don't even know what she's talking about!
[in confessional imitating Alexandria] "Ugh! I love it!"
[in confessional imitating Alexandria] "I'm so happy!" She's like, "Oh my God, you cut my hair! Thank you!" Are you serious?! This girl's a natural actress!
[in confessional about her makeover] As I'm sitting there, my hair is up to here. That's when I was like, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! This is not okay!" [to Jay Manuel] Do you know how long it takes just to grow an inch?
Okay, yay. It takes four months to grow hair! For what?! You looked like a dowdy housewife!
[voiceover about Alexandria in Cycle 16] On her first cycle of Top Model, Alexandria felt misunderstood by the other girls.
[flashback to Cycle 16 where Brittani is telling Molly, Kasia, Mikaela, Jaclyn and Hannah about Alexandria winning the Ford Warriors in Pink Challenge]
[to Molly, Kasia, Mikaela, Jaclyn and Hannah about Alexandria] She's so fake!
[to Brittani] I can hear you!
[to Alexandria] I don't care if you can hear me!
[to Alexandria]
[voiceover about Alexandria in Cycle 17] But she had every hope that this Cycle would be different.
[in confessional] I have a total of thirteen best friends.
[to Bianca] You need to grow up!
[to Alexandria] Call me when you become an All Star! [in confessional about Alexandria] Well I watched Alexandria's cycle and getting to know Alexandria I totally get why the girls treated her the way they did.
[voiceover about Alexandria getting eliminated in Cycle 17] It was Alexandria's robotic performance that had her "Go! Go! Go!" home!
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