America's Next Top Model Season 1 quotes

I haven't been connected with my Japanese heritage and I'm not going to pretend I have. I'm not going to market myself to just Asian girls.

April was like Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. The Matrix... she was FABULOUS!

[About Shandi] She looked petrified... just like a drowning chicken.

[About Xiomara] Absolutely gorgeous girl, but underwater she looked like a walrus wearing chiffon. It was a disaster from start to finish.

Janice

I was offended that she called me a bitch. I am a member of the PTA.

[To Camille] Come on, you're sucking right now!

She's kinda the girl next door, but I think America's Next Top Model has to be like, the girl way over there.

Tyra

Down the street and around the corner!

EX-actly.

Jay Manuel

Talk tough superhero, not tough Bronx.

Well, I'm from Jersey!

[about Camille] Where the hell did the Cuban come from? I'm more Cuban than her, honey, and I'm not even Latin!

[to Camille] I just feel like you're still on the surface. There's stuff inside your heart that you just refuse to let out... You just want to have this perfect mask on. God bless you in your career, but you're just boring.

[in confessional] I'm sitting up there with Yoanna...I'm coming into this new situation now, missed the first half of the acting exercise. My mouth is the size of a freakin' watermelon! I was just like...okay.

I hope I go first so that I don't have to taste any of you other hoes.

Yoanna

[about the kissing scene during the acting challange] What do you expect?! We've been stuck with twelve girls! It's time for some testosterone!

[about April] I love her but she's going to die of a heart attack before she hits 27 because she puts so much stress on the little things and doesn't listen to the positive things.

Janice

[about Catie] She looks like a child prostitute in this picture.

Janice

Convince me that you are funny, just once.