America's Next Top Model · Season 1
[to Pichita Rucksajit] Hello. [in confessional] We get back after go-sees to see Pichita and you can tell she's pretty angry. We were supposed to be back by 4:30.
[to Joanie and Sara] You're late so we're going to wait for another two girls. [looks at watch]
[in confessional about Jade, who still hasn't arrived back from the go-sees] Jade is an hour and ten minutes late. [Jade finally arrives] When Jade walked into the room, let me tell you, she had the glasses on trying to be incognito. Oh, my God, it was hilarious!
[in confessional about Danielle, Joanie and Sara] All the girls were looking at me like... [stares off angrily] And I'm like, "Bitches, please, okay? Relax yourself!"
[to Jade, Danielle, Joanie and Sara] So it's 5:40 and you're all late. The time is very important for this profession. Do you know that all the designers are my friends?
[in confessional about her go-see critique when being told her general appearance is not strong] All I got to say to that designer is, "You try traveling around in a tuk-tuk with no doors, humid outside and hot and see how your appearance look by the end of the day!"
None of the girls won the go-see challenge. That's never happened with America's Next Top Model. Everybody failed because everybody was late... and Jade, you were the most late.
The next name that I'm going to call... [flips over Jade's photo] ...Jade. [Jade comes to collect her photo]
[to Tyra and the judges after being called second] Thank you, everybody, for believing in me!
[to Jade] Jade, you keep saying that every week. You say, "Thanks for believing in me, thanks for believing in me." It's not just believing in you, it's you producing. This picture is a huge improvement. So soft. It's beautiful. Congratulations.
[to Tyra] Thank you.
[to Sara and Danielle in the bottom two] Will Danielle and Sara please step forward? I only have one photo in my hands and this photo represents the girl that is still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model. I will only call one name and the girl that I do not call must immediately return to the house, pack her belongings and go home. Sara, Danielle took beautiful photos from the beginning. So did Joanie and so did Jade. But the reason why you are here is because you have progressed and that's what this competition is about. It's about starting somewhere and then progressing however the judges are wondering "Has she progressed enough?" There's only so much that an A for effort can give you. Danielle, the judges still struggle with your speech. The winner of this competition needs to be articulate. She needs to speak eloquently. So who goes home? [flips over Danielle's photo] Danielle. [Danielle hugs Sara before collecting her photo from Tyra] Danielle accents are beautiful because they show the world where we come from but as a model, you've got to learn to turn it on and turn it off. Practice speaking. Every time you open your mouth, try to speak like a Covergirl. Congratulations.
[to Tyra] Thank you.
[Sara hugs Danielle, Jade, Joanie and finally Tyra]
[to Tyra] Thank you.
[to Sara] You should be proud. You started not knowing what the heck you were doing.
[to Tyra] I'm still trying to figure it out.
[to Sara] You're getting there.
[excitedly gets up from the table and goes hyper in front of Joanie and Danielle] Oh my gosh!
[to Jade] What?! What, Jade?! Stop doing that!
[to Jade and Joanie] Yaaahhh! Oh, my gosh! [sits back down at the table]
[in confessional about Jade] Please send Jade home. [laughs] Her personality smells like a dirty diaper.
[to Jade and Joanie] My nerves are bad! I'm shaking!
[to Jade, Danielle and Joanie who are all about to shoot for CoverGirl] How well do you guys know your scripts?
[to Jay] I mean, are you allowed to improvise?
[to Jade] No.
[to Jade who continuously forgets the lines while shooting the CoverGirl commercial] And, action!
[Actual Line: "Want a more casual mascara look?"] "Don't you ladies want to have a casual beautiful mascara that you can put on your eyelashes like mine? Well, I'm going to introduce to you, today..."
[to Jade who continuously forgets the lines while shooting the CoverGirl commercial] Cut! I don't know where you got that from, girl, but it was not what was written here.
[to Jay] I know.
[in confessional about Jade's performance in the commercial] Jade did not know her lines at all.
[Actual Line: "Wireless tapered bristle brush"] "An unbelievable brush."
[to Jade who continuously forgets the lines while shooting the CoverGirl commercial] Cut! [in confessional about Jade's performance in the commercial] She added her own words...
[Actual Line: "It's perfect for a daytime look"] "Nor as you see mine...are very beautiful."
[to Jade who continuously forgets the lines while shooting the CoverGirl commercial] Cut! I need a commercial out of you today, Jade!
[Actual Line: "New CoverGirl LashExact Mascara"] "Did you know...this little mascara..."
[to Jade who continuously forgets the lines while shooting the CoverGirl commercial] Cut! Yeah...
[to Jay] Sorry.
[to Jade helping her out after continuously forgetting the lines while shooting the CoverGirl commercial] Alright, what we're going to do is we're going to pull out cue cards for you.
[in confessional] When the cue cards came out, I was like, "Phew!" [starting a new take; Actual Line: "New CoverGirl LashExact Mascara"] "Start with the new CoverGirl Exact Mascara!"
[to Jade] Cut! You didn't say what was on the cards.
[to Jay] I didn't?
[to Jade] No. If anything, know the product you're selling. LashExact Mascara.
[delivering a commercial] "The new, the latest CoverGirl...L-Lash...
[to Jade] Cut!
[delivering a commercial] "New CoverGirl Lash..."
[to Jade] Cut!
[delivering a commercial] "New CoverGirl Exact Mascara..."
[to Jade] Cut! Can you read the cue cards? Can you see them?!
[to Jay] Yeah. "Lash Ex..."
[to Jade] Cut!
[to Jay] "Lash Ex..."
[to Jade] Cut! Do not get defeated, Jade. Come on, let's shake this off!
[in confessional] I'm not a failure, I don't give up. I'm a soul survivor. [delivering a commercial] "Want a more casual mascara look? Start with the new CoverGirl LashExact Mascara. The wireless tapered bristle brush. It's perfect for a daytime look."
[to Jade] Jade that was awesome!
[to Jade who finally returns to the agency, having finished her commercial after dozens of bad takes] Did you remember all your lines?
[to Danielle] Yep. It worked out perfectly.
[in confessional about CoverGirl photoshoot] When I’m shooting today, I’m thinking about my mom. Whenever I think about my mom, you know, a smile comes across my face.
[to Jade about her CoverGirl commercial at judging] So Jade there's a lot of this. Feel like I was in India for a moment, not Thailand.
[in confessional about getting eliminated] The regrets would probably be that I think that they made the wrong choice in who they're going to select to be America's Next Top Model. The judges overlooked my ability, and my confidence was definitely mistaken for arrogance. I have what it takes. It's just that my look is in a different realm. People don't know how to handle it. This face will definitely be hard to forget. Jade will be hard to forget...and I just want to leave with some words because that's just what I do.
[in confessional] We are at the Grand Finale. The last runway show. This is gonna make me or it’s gonna break me.
It's me in that picture. It's me! Oh my gosh! Thank you so much!
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