America's Next Top Model Season 1 quotes

The person who would most likely get along with the Wild Boyz is disgusting, crazy: Lisa.

I just kept seeing everyone laugh, and I knew they weren't laughing at me, cause whatever I was doing wasn't that funny.

Lisa

[to the Wild Boyz, upon entering in a diaper] I'm wearing you guy's underwear!

[Lisa who entered wearing a diaper] Why?

Lisa

[to the Wild Boyz, upon entering in a diaper] Why not?

[in confessional about Lisa wearing a diaper] Then Lisa walks in with a diaper on and it's like, she has to outshine everyone!

[to Jayla about Lisa wearing a diaper] Why is she wearing a diaper again?

[to Bre] I don't know.

[to Jayla] Oh, just thought I'd ask.

Lisa

[to everyone] Wait! We have to see if they work!

[to Lisa] Lisa, please don't pee in it! [in confessional about Lisa] Then Lisa announces that she's going to pee in a diaper.

[about Lisa who is urinating in a diaper, Bre looks shocked, Nik looks uninterested, Nicole laughs] She’s doing it!

[in confessional about Lisa] No woman of class, especially a supermodel in the making, is going to do something as disgusting as pee on herself at her job! [back to the present where Lisa is smiling about her actions to everyone]

[directly to Lisa] I feel disgusted!

Lisa

[directly to Nicole] It’s dedicated to you man!

[in confessional about to Lisa] Lisa, she's a sick individual, and if she wins this competition I hope she uses that $100,000 and checks herself into a psych ward, A.S.A.P.!

Lisa

[in the confessional] The air in the house is just a little too intense, and so I started dressing up with these crazy costumes. I thought that everyone was going to loosen up. [to one of the girls] You guys see what this shirt says? That's the problem around here!

[in confessional about Lisa] To be honest, we're all a little scared of Lisa.

Lisa

[to Kim] Why don't you wanna talk to me?

[to Lisa] It kinda looks like you're crazy, dude!

Lisa

[in confessional] Everybody's looking at me like I'm crazy!

[to Lisa] Why would you pick the nappiest wig?

Lisa

[to Bre] Why not? [in confessional] Everybody's taking themselves way too serious.

[to Lisa] You're psycho.

Lisa

[to Bre] What?

[to Lisa] Psycho.

Lisa

[in confessional] Everybody just needs to calm down. Calm down! Take a break. [takes out a jar of cookies] Eat a cookie!

[in confessional about Lisa] We all agree that Lisa is crazy and has lost her damn mind.

Tyra

[to Jayla and Nicole in the bottom two, both for the first time ever] Will Jayla and Nicole, please step forward. You two are exquisite, beautiful girls. You take beautiful pictures, but when you open your mouths, they [referring to the judges] say, that there is no way that they can represent a product. You both are the top of the pack, but now you stand before me, at the bottom. With modeling, you guys have to be on point, you have to be fierce, you have to be ready. But the judges were so disappointed in you that tonight both of you must pack your bags... [long pause, flips over Union Jack] Because we're all going to London! Nobody's going home!

[in the confessional with Nicole] We're, like, the only sane ones. It's like we're sane, Nik is sane... [whispers] but a little boring! And then we got Lisa, the alcoholic.

Alcoholic and insane, though.

Yeah, well, Lisa's insane anyway and Jayla, she's an ugly, annoying, bad joke deliverer...

But...but a whee bit sane.

A whee bit sane. Almost too sane, but not.

Tyra

[to Nik] You're stuck in one position.

[in confessional about being surrounded by pigeons during the pose challenge] Pigeons are flying rats. They eat rats. They'd probably eat me if they could!

[to Bre about taking away Nicole's drinks] You girls are going to replace her Redbulls, right?

[to Kim] Excuse me?

[to Bre] You'll replace them, right?

[in confessional about Kim] The first person that approaches me is Kim and she's like, "Tell me you're going to pay for Nicole's drinks."

[to Bre] She's been talking about it, and I was like, "Why..."

[to Kim] I don't want to talk about it.

[to Bre] Okay, well, why are you mad at me? I just don't want conflict.

[in confessional] I was like, "What? Hello, hi!" I think you should mind your business. [to Kim] I'm not gonna do it.

[to Bre] Alright. I'm just...you know.

[to Kim] It sucks when people touch your stuff, right?

[to Bre] Yeah. I mean, I guess so.

[to Kim] Yeah. I think so, too.

[to Bre] That's why I'm saying, replace it so that we don't have to deal with it. You know what I mean?

[to Kim] No.

[to Bre] Okay, fine. Then don't.

[in confessional about Kim trying to help Bre and Nicole whilst standing with Nik] Kim is trying to mediate but she got herself stuck in the middle of it. So she kind of drew herself into the problem that she was trying to fix.

[to Kim] Seriously, Kim, I feel like you're playing both sides of the fence.

[to Bre] I'm playing no sides of the fence! You don't trust people and...you can trust me. [Bre is laughing and screaming in disbelief]

[to Kim] What?! I just need a corner.

[to Bre] Alright, take your corner.

[to Kim] Don't say another word to me. Please don't.

[in confessional about Bre] I just asked Bre a simple question, and she blew up. I was just trying to mediate, and just try not to have any more conflicts. Obviously, that was a mistake.

[confronting Bre about being falsely accused of stealing Bre's food] Bre, I feel like we should talk about this.

[to Nicole] I don't feel like we should talk right now.

[to Bre] If you did take it, I would appreciate you replacing it or paying for it.

[to Nicole] I'm not replacing it.

[to Bre] If you think I took anything of yours, I didn't touch anything.

[to Nicole] I don't believe you.

[in confessional about Bre] I have no idea who stole these granola bars she speaks of. [to Bre] I don't feel comfortable with you, like, stealing my things! I don't feel comfortable with that!

[to Nicole] Stealing is taking it, you don't know who took it, and you never see it again. I didn't steal it. You know where it is.

[to Bre] You drank it, and you stole it. That's stealing, Bre! [in confessional about Bre's lies] Like, there's two empty cans in the bathroom. Are you kidding me?

[to Nicole] What do you want me to do now?

[to Bre] I want you to pay for it!

[to Nicole] I'm not...so, now what do we do?

[to Bre] Why would you do that?! I don't get it! You're just kind of a mean person! I'm telling you right now, you're wrong! What you're doing is whack because I never touched any of your things!

[to Nicole] I'm not replacing it. I'm not.

[to Bre] Okay, whatever. If that's the type of person you are at least I know that now! [in confessional about Bre] She's like the spawn of the devil or something. Freak!

Nigel

[to Kim at judging] I like especially the fact that you decided to wear the same jewelry tonight as you did in the picture. Very inspiring.

Tyra

Did you steal the jewels?

No, I bought them.

Tyra

Like, you paid for them?

Yeah, I really love them! I don't know, I love them.

Tyra

'Cause models usually steal stuff.

Nigel

[while Twiggy and J Alexander laugh] As we've learned. Do you have any energy drinks back there?

[in confessional about Bre] We leave panel and Bre pretty much goes completely out of control. She is so mad and so angry. So she starts to take it out on Kim.

[to Kim after being thrown under the bus at judging] You couldn't tell the truth to save your life!

[to Bre] Are you kidding me? But that was the truth!

[to Nik pointing to Kim] Did she not come up to me and say that?! [Nik stays quiet]

[to Bre] I asked her!

[to Kim] Shut up! [to Nik clapping hands] Did she not come up to me and say that? [Nik continues staying quiet]

[to Bre] Bre your anger is what's getting you in trouble! Stop it now! Your anger is what's getting you in trouble every time!

[to Kim] No! No! No! No! No! [to Nicole] Nicole, for real, straight up what I did was wrong. Straight up. Kim came to us before I even hit the room!

[to Bre] Because I didn't want conflict, and I asked you, "Did you take it?"

[to Kim] Kim, it's okay. You don't need to say anything.

[to Bre] You know what? It's not even worth it, Bre, because your anger is gonna get you in trouble, and you're the one lying!

[to everyone] I just want you to know that the possibility of me going home today is about 96%. [to Kim] You will not win this competition because you are an ugly person. You have an ugly personality.

[to Bre] Tell me why no one else sees this "ugly personality" but you. You're the only one who sees it.

[to Kim] You know what? You're a liar...

[to Bre] I never... Are you kidding?!

[to Kim] Kim, don't say anything!

[to Bre] You know what, Bre! It's not worth it because you are the liar! It's not even worth it talking to you. You've proven that you're the liar in this situation!

[to everyone] Look at me. I did something that was very wrong and God don't like ugly. He don't like it.

[in confessional about Bre's betrayal] I definitely feel extremely betrayed by Bre. I mean, we were friends. I've always maintained a loyalty to her, I never talked about Bre behind her back. Bre is someone that I don't know anymore.

[to Kim] I love your personality. I do.

[to Nicole] Thank you. I feel good about it.

Tyra

[to Bre] Bre do you want to go home?

[crying to Tyra] Not at all.

Tyra

[flips over Bre's photo] You're not. [Bre continues crying, Kim is pissed, Nicole is shocked and starts crying as Kim gives her a hug]

[in confessional after getting eliminated eighth] I started with nothing and I came out with great skills as a model.

[in confessional] When Bre finds out she can't see herself, I'm like, "Whatever"!