America's Next Top Model Season 1 quotes

Amanda

[singing] I'm missing 100 dollars and my laundry's gone. Cuz of a certain bitch, uh, certain bitch, certain bitch.

My biggest dream, Heatherette fashion show. My worst nightmare: falling. All in the same night!

Toccara actually disclosed to me that she thought she was gonna win because she got a lot of applause. You got applause because your titties are out, girl!

Their show is usually the hottest ticket in town during New York Fashion week. It's so hot that I don't get a ticket.

It's really funny because it's about to fall but you're not lettin' it happen.

It's not gonna fall.

Yoanna

So I know what you guys are going through, but it's worth it. It's such a short time, and you're so young and you'll sleep when you're dead, so...

Toccara

Ms J. comes down and she has her little apple, she's just fabulous.

You walk like you're chewin' gum between your legs.

First of all, I didn't even know you were a bitch!

I look like a platypus!

Jay Manuel

Kelle just told me that you won the posing competition, which I still find hard to believe, but alright, work it out girl!

I look like one of those dolls that's like, so pretty but if you look at it at night, you'd be running out of the room screaming. I loved it.

Simon Doonan

Jennipher, she's a little dull, slash very dull.

Simon Doonan

You've gotta look alluring, you've gotta look interesting, but you can't look cheap and slutty.

The past 3 panels, I've had probably the worst photos in the group. I've had a penis, I've been a deer in the headlights in the middle of a cemetery, I've been a platypus that's just came from a dentist...!