Breakfast Haus waiter: Y'all have enough time?
Roger: I'll have two eggs †one over easy, one over medium †three sausage links, a cup of cottage cheese with a drizzle of honey, a fruit cup †unless it's mostly honeydew melon, in which case skip it and make it half a grapefruit, a glass of whole milk over ice and a side of toast, barely browned †closer to bread than toast, I'm not joking †with as many local jams as you have in stock. Oh, and a Bloody Mary.
Breakfast Haus waiter: We don't serve alcohol.
[scene changes to Café Olé]

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