All That Season 1 quotes

"SILENCE! NEVER ENTER THIS LIBRARY AGAIN!"

[after closing the door and ringing the bell that she has recently put on it] "HUSH, BELL! THIS IS A LIBRARY, NOT A RINGAMERRARIUM!"

"SILENCE! THIS IS A LIBRARY! NOT A SNEEZE HALL!"

"QUIET! THIS IS A LIBRARY! NOT A TALKATORIUM!"

"I SAID 'SHUSH'! CAN'T YOU HEAR MY WORDS?!"

[Christy Knowings] "You are not a very good librarian."

"QUIET! THIS IS A LIBERRY!"

"EVERYONE, QUIET! YOU SQUEAK...I FREAK!"

[Amanda Bynes] "I'm sorry. I thought this was the library--"

"WRONG...THIS IS THE LIBRARY, AND THAT MEANS NO NOISE! WHAT KIND OF LUNATIC ARE YOU?!"

"I was never in my car! We Muldoons don't believe in motor vehicles!"

[singing] "I'm so proud of my new bunny; he wiggles his nose, and eats my honey; he tickles my toes, I tickle his tummy; and that's why I'm so proud. Proud, proud, proud; bunny, bunny, bunny..."

"I'm Superdude, the teenage superhero with powers that amaze the stupid."

"I'm Superdude, the teenage superhero with powers that make women sweat!"

[Denberg] "It's true!"

"I'm Superdude, the teenage superhero with powers that can make hamsters dance!"

"I'm Superdude, the teenage superhero who's always in the right place at the right time!"

[usually after his intro] "I also enjoy...fluffy stuffed animals, and...soft kisses, and...chatting on the phone long-distance."