(It is Science Day at Dullmont Jr. High School, and none of the students except Tilly [Bynes] did a science project. Ms. Ernestine Klump, the teacher, chooses Jasper to go first.)
"Um, this is a stick."
[He breaks the stick in half.]
"Now, it's two sticks."
"Oooo! Very good, Jasper! That science project will have many uses in the computer industry!" "Now, our next show and tell student is Throckmorton."
"Well, for show and tell today, I brought my new...instant juicer! My Uncle Wayne gave it to me, for Nephew Day."
(Throckmorton places his juicing machine on Ms. Klump's desk, and takes out a bowl containing several oranges and cups.)
"Wow! A juicer; well, that's terrific! Now, what does it do?"
"Well, first, you put the fruit in on top, like this."
(He puts an orange into the juicer.)
"Then, you press the button."
(He does so, and the juice from the orange pours into the cup that he has placed near the spout.)
"And, voilà...juice!"
(He hands the juice to one of the other students [Thompson].)
"Here, try some."
[after tasting the orange juice] "Mmmm! It tastes like sunshine on a Saturday morning!"
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