Complaint department lady [Lori Beth Denberg], Customer [Dickson] and others in “Unfinished Business”

[to a customer] Complaint Department. Whatcha doin'?

[southern accent] Well, I have a complaint...

Is...that your complaint?

No.

If you have no complaint, I must ask you to go home.

Well, I certainly do have a complaint.

Well, make up your mind! Do you have a complaint?

Yes; I bought this here mini vacuum cleaner. But I wanted a blue one, like on the box...and they gave me this here red one, surely by mistake.

Well, if I were you, I'd take it right back to the store where I bought it.

That is precisely what I'm doin'. I would like to trade this here red one for a blue one.