"Welcome to Cereal Critics, with Alan and Allen. I'm Alan; A-L-A-N."
"And I'm Allen; A-double L-E-N."
"This morning, we're talking about...what else?"
"CEREAL!"
"The first cereal on our list is...Lucky Germs. I think we have a clue. Let's take a look."
"I found Lucky Germs good-tasting and fun; even whimsical, if you will."
"I won't. I started out skeptical because of their scary jingle...♪Frosted Lucky Germs, they're tragically contagious♪...what's with that?"
"Heh-lo, the jingle's a joke. If I lent you five bucks, would you buy yourself a sense of humor?"
"No, but I'd buy some antacid. I'm still gassy."
"Thank you, Mr. Cranky Colon. Well, anyway, I say, 'spoons up'."
"The correct response is, 'spoons down'. Onto a new cereal on the show; Spoon-Size Shredded Meat. Watch the monitor”.
“Now, tell me; what kind of twisted person puts mangled hamburger meat in breakfast cereal? Hello-o-o-o?!”
“Earth to Alan; you eat sausage and bacon for breakfast every morning.”
“Not in a bowl, juicy fruit. When it comes to cereal, I want honey, cinnamon, fluffy surprises, even bran, but meat? Save it for the dog, kids!”
“Those are pretty strong words for a guy who gave a ‘spoons up’ to…Froot Poots!”
“I changed my review as soon as I came out the bathroom. Why must you always bring up the Froot Poots?”
“It’s kind of hard to forget, Alan. Well, this concludes this week’s…Cereal Critics. Join us next week, when we’ll be discussing three new cereals; Crusty Flakes…”
“Dreary-Os…”
“And Grape Knots. Until then, I’m Allen; A-double L-E-N.”
“And I’m Alan; A-L-A-N.”
“Freak!”
“Alfalfa-Bit eater!”
“Froot Pooter!”
“Stop with that already!”
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