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S1 E15Unfinished Business
No, no; we’re going home.
I get it.
I’m going home, too.
[Lori Beth Denberg, of Server's character Detective Dan] "What a moron".
"I think we've all learned a valuable lesson here today".
[Amanda Bynes] "Yeah! I've learned that you're a moron!"
"Wait a minute! Where was I when this robbery was takin' place? Hmmmm...boys! Beat me, and then push me so I go flyin' out the window!"
"You! You there! I'd like a coupla words with ya!"
[guest star Douglas Brush {1921-2004}] "Uh...yes?"
[steps through the coffee table] "You wouldn't happen to know who mighta stolen Mrs. Lipschitz's jewelry, would ya?"
"No. Not really. No".
"Seen anything at all...suspicious?"
"No. Can't say that I have".
"My name is Bernie Kibbitz. AND I NEED PANTS!"
[the host of You Can't Win!] "How many shoes?...Oo-oo-oo, wrong! The answer was nine. Nine shoes."
"YOU...CAN'T...WIN!"
"Wall...wall hit face. It hurt."
"With The Brute, you don't need a telephone!"
[The Brute destroys the telephone]
[guest star Ron Lester] "I like flowers."
"ME, TOO!"
[of Henry Ross Perot {1930-2019}] "WAIT A MINUTE! I know a guy who has huge ears like mine and everybody likes him! He'll tell me what I should do!"
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