Archie in “Archie Eats and Runs”

Archie

The bosses of that company ought to taste every mouthful of food before it leaves the factory.

Mike: How are you going to do that?

Archie: Haven't you ever heard of the olden days, the days of kings? The king used to have a special cook to taste the food. The cook dropped down dead, the king said, "See?" Then the king went into the kitchen and made a sandwich for himself.