Hi, um, I don't know if I'm talking to the right person, but I need to borrow a million bucks. The Olsen twins went public, and I'm looking to invest.
You'll need some collateral. I don't think you've got any.
Well, have you seen my aqua blue Chevy?
You mean, with the hula girl on the dash? Yes, sadly, we've seen that.
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