Alias quotes

Marshall

It's a subdermal device, placed just below the skull at the brain stem. I've never seen one this small before. Looks like they patched a radio receiver to a powerful microcharge.

Will

So what – what does that mean?

Marshall

It means that they – they put a bomb in your head.

Will

What?!

Marshall

I know, I know. But there's ... good news. Looks like the charge is small enough that the blast will be localized.

Will

Wait – wait. So it might not kill me?

Marshall

No, it'll definitely kill you. There just won't be any collateral damage.

Nadia

[referring to Rambaldi's Page 47] You have to make a choice, either me or this.

Sloane

Please, don't make me choose between the two most important things in my life.

Nadia

I suppose then you'll lose us both. [Throws the page into the fireplace.]

Sloane

A few days ago I was absolutely horrified that you would suggest I would turn against APO. That I would kill my own daughter. I realize now that both were inevitable. That death is a necessary sacrifice. Necessary to complete the final leg of this journey. I have been preparing for this my whole life. I knew it was coming. I have betrayed everyone I ever loved. But I was chosen.

Jack

What I am about to say is not to leave this room. Agent Vaughn is alive.

Marshall

I knew it! I knew he couldn't be dead...!

Marshall

You know, I cried at your funeral.

Vaughn

Um, yeah, uh ... sorry about that.

Marshall

No, no. Thank you. I need a good cry every now and again.

Sydney

Where are you?

Jack

Right now? In your kitchen, playing with Isabelle.

Sydney

You are? How is she?

Jack

Happy.

Sydney

Dad, did she just –

Jack

– giggle? Yeah. Apparently I'm funny.

Vaughn

[to Isabelle] Gonna be just like your mom, aren't you?

Sydney

Oh, I hope not. I hope she's a ... doctor, or a teacher, or just anything that does not involve wearing a wig.

Vaughn

I don't know... I think she'd look pretty cute in a little pink wig. [Isabelle rolls over] Maybe not.

Vaughn

[Isabelle starts to snore. Vaughn laughs.] Oh my god. All right, the snoring, it kills me.

Sark

Does it have to be so filthy? If Rambaldi can prophesy the future, he might have advised me not to wear five hundred dollar shoes.

Jack

Yes, you can. I–I never wanted this life for you. I never wanted you to bear this kind of responsibility, but ... you were a very difficult little girl. You–you were far too driven, far too strong to let someone like me stop you from becoming who you are.

Sydney

Dad. The medical team is coming. So if you'll just sit tight...

Jack

Sydney, listen to me. There's no one in this world that can do the things that you can do. I can hold out until help arrives, but you have to go. You have to stop your mother.

Sydney

Ok. I'll um just ok. Just keep applying pressure because you can't afford to lose more blood.

Jack

Just get moving.

Sydney

I love you Dad. And I don't want to leave you here.

Jack

I love you Sydney. Go.

Jack

You beat death, Arvin... but you couldn't beat me.

Sark

Ah! You shot me!

Vaughn

Yeah and I'll keep shooting you until you either give me the codes or bleed to death. Your choice.

Dixon

This job has ... sentimental value.

Vaughn

Sark.

Sydney

Don't look at me; you're the one that let him go.

Dixon

We've already prepared the mission specs. Low-risk insertion. Simple alias. Who knows. Could be fun.

Sydney

That's what you say every time you show up on my doorstep. And the next thing you know, I'm jumping over canals in three-inch heels while Napalm explodes around me.

Dixon

Yes. That's how I define "fun."