Rachel Gibson quotes from Alias

Rachel

[to Sark] Just so we're clear: you approached me. You were the one that was stupid enough to let me into your room, and afterwards, you were the one that wanted to cuddle.

Sydney

You're scared. You should be. No one is coming to rescue you.

Rachel

I am an operative for the U.S. Government, so unless you want to start a war with the CIA, I would suggest–

Sydney

Here's your next problem, Rachel: we're CIA.

Rachel

Well, then this must be some ... big misunderstanding. If you're CIA, we're on the same side.

Sydney

[to Grace] Call Langley and verify her story.

Rachel

You can't. We're off-book, black ops. Langley won't verify us.

Sydney

Well, that's convenient.

Sydney

Dean took you under his wing. He convinced you that you were so important, you just had to be out there, helping him save the world. How am I doing?

Rachel

You read my file.

Sydney

No, I didn't. Thirteen years ago, the same thing happened to me. Only I had been lied to. What I was told was the CIA was in reality a criminal organization. I think you've been told the same lie.

They're ready for us. We got to go.

Rachel

Do you want to come over here and do the advanced binomial calculus? Because I'd be more than happy to stand there and watch.

Rachel

How can you people sleep after something like this?

Sydney

You just learn to take it where you can get it, I guess.

You okay?

Rachel

If by "okay" you mean "freaked and embarrassed," then yeah, I'm great.

You should've given me the disk!

Rachel

You were gonna kill me anyway.

Yeah... but I woulda felt bad about it. Now it's gonna be fun.

Sydney

He suspects it's an access key for a secure network.

Rachel

So, we just have to find out which network. Well, luckily there are only ten billion secure networks in the world.

Rachel

Eating dirt. I just hit him with a shovel.

Sydney

A shovel? Is he conscious?

Rachel

Yeah, I think so.

Sydney

Then hit him again.