Eric Weiss quotes from Alias

Weiss

[about Vaughn] You know, Syd, nobody would blame you for hating him for going back to her.

Sydney

He's not the one I hate. How horrible does that sound?

Weiss

Well I'm mad at her, and I don't even think he's that cute.

Marshall

This place is a ghost town. I don't even know anybody here anymore. Sydney's gone. Dixon, Jack, Vaughn... I mean, the only guy we have left is Sark and that's only because he's in custody... I hate that guy... I mean, really, kinda scary... Although I did go visit him. Twice. Just to see a familiar face. We had eggs.

Weiss

Don't do that.

Weiss

You don't have to analyze everything you do. You can just decide to have fun. It's okay.

Sydney

[about Vaughn and her] We're fun.

Weiss

Yeah. You guys are about as spontaneous as my grandparents - and they're dead.

Vaughn

[Talking about Weiss' last relationship] When it ended you were all, like, weird.

Weiss

Weird how?

Vaughn

You were building ships in bottles. You built many, many ships in many bottles over many, many months.

Weiss

Yeah, that's called a hobby.

Vaughn

"Hobby"? You locked yourself in a closet for a month--

Weiss

Tell me you don't still think about how I got those ships in the bottles...

Sloane

Among the items retrieved was the Blackwell index.

Weiss

Blackwell? What is this, worst dressed list?

Sydney

We give Roberts the coil and put him into play. He makes an exchange, we track the coil back to Arvin Clone.

Sydney

Sorry, that's what we've been calling him.

Weiss

Yeah, also, uh, Marvin Sloane... The Rolling Sloanes...

Jack

Coordinate an in-country rendezvous with Sloane at twelve hundred hours.

Weiss

Jack, it's me. You can say 'noon'.

Jack

Just do it!

Weiss

What would Jack do in this situation? Jack is the ... king of this sort of thing.

Marshall

Well, first he'd probably glower a bit, right. Then he'd, I don't know, probably blackmail or torture somebody, right?