Jack Bristow quotes from Alias

Vaughn

How do you want to play this?

Sydney

You mean you want to be rough or you want me to be rough?

Vaughn

Oh, you're always rough.

Sydney

No, I'm not!

Vaughn

Yes, you are.

Sydney

That's not true.

Vaughn

Yes, it is.

Sydney

Are you talking about at home or on ops?

Vaughn

Both... Hey, I'm not complaining.

Sydney

If I'm rough it's because you like it when I... Are we on comms?!

Jack

Yes, you're both on comms. Right now.

Jack

You are going to enjoy getting to know Nadia. She is exceptional.

Irina

I wonder where she got that from?

Jack

I'm actually hoping that you don't tell us what we need to know ... There's a fifty-fifty chance Sydney cuts the right wire. I'm willing to take those odds if it means I can stand here and watch you turn into an animal.

You're not a gambling man, Jack.

Jack

I didn't use to be, but it's been a rather interesting year for me. It's made me reevaluate certain parts of my life. I'm trying to have more fun these days.

Jack

You seem to be enjoying your freedom.

Sloane

I was hoping to offer you more than prison food.

Jack

I must confess I'd grown rather fond of the shepherd's pie... I'm assuming you didn't bring me here simply for the cuisine.

What you're asking me to do - to investigate my own agency - that's treason.

Jack

What's a little treason among old friends?

Marshall

Sounds awesome!

Marshall

Well, Brazil. Isn't that, you know, the place where they have the, um, string... what are they called, not bikinis but, um--

Jack

Thongs.

Marshall

Yes.

Jack

You should know, when it comes to Vaughn ... I take it quite personally.

Sydney

I know, Dad.

Jack

We're going to fix this.

So this is how you do it. Bring in a man in a suit to scare me into talking.

Jack

You're right. The suit shouldn't scare you. What should scare you ... is that I'm a very concerned father.

You can't do anything to me now. I'm quite prepared to die.

Jack

See if he means it.

How's life underground treating you?

Jack

Good. Always ... full of surprises.

Irina

If Peyton's here, then she's here to kill me too.

Jack

Then she'll be very disappointed because I'm about to beat her to it.

Irina

We're going to be grandparents.

Jack

I'm trying to ignore that fact.

Jack

You do not leave edged weapons within the reach of children.

Sydney

She's four weeks old, Dad.

Jack

Particularly young Bristow women.

Sydney

She can't even hold her head up. I think we're safe.

Jack

What I am about to say is not to leave this room. Agent Vaughn is alive.

Marshall

I knew it! I knew he couldn't be dead...!

Sydney

Where are you?

Jack

Right now? In your kitchen, playing with Isabelle.

Sydney

You are? How is she?

Jack

Happy.

Sydney

Dad, did she just –

Jack

– giggle? Yeah. Apparently I'm funny.