Well, how come I don't have my powers yet?
You have your power. It just hasn't revealed itself.
How long did yours take?
Oh, it was a total disaster. I crusted over three weeks earlier, after eating fish soup and tacos.
What are tacos?
What the hell kind of future is this?
Tacos are a food. Anyways, I had told myself this was just a dream. And then my cousin Francisco calls with bad news about his mom. I was upset, so I went to get a beer, and... whoosh! I'm back on my couch, beer in one hand. I realize I need a bottle opener, and whoosh again... I'm back on my couch, bottle opener in the other hand.
What did you think was happening?
My heart was beating so fast, I thought someone had put cocaine in my beer.
Whoa. Dial it back, Escobar.
I got so worried, I told my cousin Francisco to come over. He spent countless hours talking me out of an exorcism.
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