Jemma Simmons, Coulson and others in “Unfinished Business”

Jemma Simmons

Working up a good sweat there, sir?

Coulson

I don't sweat. I glisten.

Simmons

Blood pressure, heart rate, biochems, all normal. All that’s left is the blood sample.

Coulson

You should know, I’m not a fan of getting poked.

Simmons

Tell me, sir, have you been feeling under the weather lately?

Coulson

Why?

Simmons

I just noticed from your chart that you’re not due for a general physical for another three months.

Coulson

I made a mistake, took a call from my physical therapist. Asked how I was feeling, I said “a little rusty”. Next thing you know I’m wired to this hamster wheel.

Simmons

Well, you can officially tell your physical therapist that you're fit as the proverbial fiddle, especially for a man of your age.

Coulson

A man of my age? That's something you say to an old person.

Simmons

[nervous] Is it? Well, let’s get you some electrolytes, shall we?