Your world seems so chaotic. Your ruler's a piece of gum, your friend's a vampire, you dated a bit of fire. Your life is constantly in danger!
It's my home. It's where I belong.
As your mother, I think you belong somewhere safe. It's not your responsibility to fight monsters all the time. Let the grass kid do it, or the vampire girl. Minerva Bot 5, ready the cloud chamber. [Minerva Bot 5 carries the cloud chamber out of the water] Now, be a good boy and get into this machine so it can juice up your precious essence.
[Finn gasps, Jake spits his desserts and eats some more. Finn breathes in and out with his eyes closed]
Mom, not only am I not getting juiced, I'm gonna leave this place and take everyone to freedom! [they both leave]
Okay, sweetie, but I think you'll find everyone's pretty happy here.
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