Where are we? It's like we fell asleep on a raft and woke up in strange seas.
Humph! Fell asleep? We died. The demon Marceline staked us all. Why are we back? How did it happen? Listen. I don't know and I don't care. We're alive, and I'm going to get eating!
Ugh!
[tries reattaching his loose fang] Ahhh... Hey, does anyone have any milk for this? Do you, like, carry milk?
Mooooo. [Vampire King's hand holds him] Moo?
This is well and good for you, Hierophant. All you ever needed was a forest and something hot to chew on. [Hierophant gnaws his instrument] Where are the comforts of the old hive? The minions, the blood... The good blood with the gold leaf flaked into it!
The gold leaf was stupid. It didn't taste like anything.
We had standards! It doesn't matter when we are or where we are because we are. [VK licks his tongue, smudges saliva on cow's eye like eyeliner] We must start rebuilding our realm. There's life here and I bet it's pathetic. [VK starts dancing with the cow] We march in, we take control, and we rebuild the hive! My King, are you listening?
I dunno. Like... [yawns] What if we just got a loft downtown?
[a fused Empress warbles a beam at the entranced Fool]
Whoops, I'm hypnotised. [slaps himself down] Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh! [crack!]
[Fool lodges himself onto Sister Moon's brains and she sways him away. Moon's head soon regenerates back]
[laughing] Good ol' backwards egg!
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