We told you, Orgalorg is real and horrifying.
But nobody would listen. You all just wanted to make out.
Uh, well, we're listening now.
After you had kids and they didn't want to listen to you, how did that make you feel?
Terrible.
Exactly. Anyway, so, make-outs.
Orgalorg!
Oh, Orgalorg. Orgalorg is an ancient cosmic entity... who ruled the solar system with his cruel and deadly whims. The breaker of worlds. He was seeking ever more power. He desired to intercept a catalyst comet and absorb its essence. Thereby did he offend the king of Mars, who decreed that Orgalorg should be cast down. And yes, he was cast down by the flaming sword of Grob Gob Glob Grod. Orgalorg was banished to an inhospitable planet, where he would forget everything. Yea, even forget his identity and from whence he came.
[clears throat] And the prophets say that the gravity of the planet did crush and compress Orgalorg into a more powerless and cuddlesome form. Ooh!
But now he's back, and whose fault is that? Make-outs.
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