[in a private room] This is not going well.
I'm sorry, Slime Princess. I'm just going to mess this next trial up.
Is it because you haven't done much kissing? You don't have to be embarrassed by your innocence.
Pretending to be love is making me sad. It makes me think about Flame Princess.
What if I pretend to be your ex?
That's worse, I think.
Well, it looks like I'm losing my kingdom to the forces of evil.
[sighs] No, Slime Princess. Let's practice this smooch.
[he walks to Slime Princess and lifts her up in his hands. They both start to smooch each other but Finn gags up and vomits instead]
I'm sorry... I-I can't! [puts Slime Princess down, grumbles] Bunk this! [runs off]
Wait! Where are you going?
I'm going to punch Guillermo in his stupid face 'til he agrees to leave the kingdom!
I want to come!
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