Simon and Marcy in “Simon & Marcy”

Hey, little lady -- how about a ride on an old man's back, hm?

I can walk. I'm not a child, Simon.

Look, sweetie, someday you'll be too big to hold. I'm as old as garlic balls if someone offered to pick me up and carry me, I'd do it in a heartbeat. Take it, we can get it.

Achoo! [laughing]

Gross. You're gross.

You're gross, Simon!

We're both gross, darling.