[sees crystalized Lich teleported upside down] Hey, the Lich again! This must be where the prison cells be at. See? Good riddance too. I hope you rot forever, you awful jerk clapper. Some people just make the world a worse place to be in just by being around, Jake. That's right, bad apples. "Lock 'em all up," I say. At the bottom of the ocean, where it's too dark to see.
“Escape from the Citadel” · Season 6, Episode 2
In this episode: Finn the Human (3), Lich (1)
Hey, good job, son! Rub some of that sap on my leg there. Make sure to get it into the chicken wing hole.
[shudders] Dad...
Martin.
Okay, M-Martin. We need to talk.
Yeah, okay, kid, but hurry it up. I'm trying to act cool here, but this thing really stings!
[beat, Finn inhales and talks speedily]
Why'd you abandon me in the forest when I was a little baby!?!
Oh... I mean... Heh... You know me. I'm a funny guy!
Wh— wha?
[facepalms] Augh... I don't know. It was a long time ago. Who knows... [points at Finn] maybe you left me!
[Finn makes an unhappy expression with Jake leaning on his shoulder, staring angrily at Martin. He sighs]
But, hey! Daddy's back! [grunts, scoots closer to Finn] You and me—Daddy and Baby. Or should I say... Baby and Daddy. [taps his cheek] Now slap that sap!
Uggh... [takes some of the sap and spreads it on his leg bone] Yeech.
[the sap on Martin's leg bone regenerates new veins, muscle and skin immediately]
Whoa! Would you look at that? Smooth like new. [looks at his boot] Tch... couldn't fix the boot too, huh?
Fall. [Finn and Jake close their eyes and fall] Ha ha hahahahahaha.... You are alone, child. There is only darkness for you, and only death for your people. [Points his finger at the asteroid with the escaping prisoners] These ancients are just the beginning. I will command a great and terrible army... [Finn stands up and summons the Grass Sword, but he's too weakened, and collapses on a puddle of Guardian blood] and we will sail to a billion worlds. We will sail until every light has been extinguished. You are strong, child. But I am beyond strength. I am the end. [Finn opens his eyes, and as the Lich's hand moves towards him, he closes his left hand, covered in the shiny blood] And I have come for you, Finn. [Finn slaps him with the blood on his hand. The Lich starts to grow veins and muscle. This causes the blackness to go away. The Lich starts to spazz and make bizarre noises as he is tainted by what he is the opposite of: Life. Everyone who was under his spell aren't anymore]
[sits up] What? You don't like this stuff, huh? [reaches for more guardian blood] Whoa! [The Lich's transformation goes faster and Jake wakes up. Jake witnesses Lich transform and is disturbed, closing his eyes. Lich falls over, now made of flesh] Right in the doorbell.
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