Jobo, Beth De Woodi and others in “Unfinished Business”

[to the MO group members] Come on sisters. We're getting nowhere.

My name is Jobo, and I'm happy to be having the menopause.

I have hot flushes and memory loss, and sometimes when I sneeze, I pee.

[stands up] Beth De Woodi. The sands of time are trickling through my hour glass!

[raising her hand] Patsy Stone. I hope you're wearing thick underpants!

[raising her hand] Edina Monsoon, STAND ON THE BLOODY BIN BAG!