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Abbott Elementary · Season 1, Episode 15

Barbara, Mac and others in “Unfinished Business”

Barbara

SNAKES IN THE GARDEN!! You're criminals!

MMac

C'mon! Is it a crime to dump 100 gallons of baby oil in the Schuykill?

CKCharlie Kelly

And 500 Paddy's Pub t-shirts?

DDee

And a Cybertruck?

AAll

(together) YES!

DDee

Yeah, the judge thought so too.

FRFrank Reynolds

She's right. We're criminals.

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