9-1-1, what's your emergency?
I'm blue!
Feelings of sadness and depression are common during the holidays. Let me direct you to the mental health hotline.
No, damn it! I'm literally blue!
[Bobby and the 118 arrive]
LAFD. Open up, Please.
This is not okay. Ouch. Jeez.
Okay, ma'am, ma'am, please take a seat and tell us what's going on.
What's going on? Look at me. I'm a Smurf, and I need a root canal.
Pulse is steady. Pupils are normal. How long has this been going on?
The teeth since last week. The "Avatar" look since I woke up. And on top of that, I have to go to work today. On Christmas! I mean, what kind of loser has to work on Christmas? [looks at the 118] Right. Sorry.
Ma'am, do you mind if my guys here take a look around? [nods at Buck and Eddie]
Oh, that's fine. You very handsome men, please go look through my messy apartment. Because this wasn't humiliating enough already.
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