Hey, so is your son really the reason you don't date?
That, and...they weren't my type.
Not mine either. Not anymore. But I'm talking in general.
It's complicated when you have a kid.
Come on, that's a weak excuse.
You live in your invisible girlfriend's house and you're telling me about weak excuses.
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