Simon, Morris and others in “Drunk”

Simon

How do you do that?

Uh, do what?

Simon

Be so popular. Everybody knows you. Everybody likes you. You hang out with the coolest kids in school. Face it, man, if this school had a king you'd be it.

Hey, people know you, too.

Simon

People know me as some school do-gooder. Saint Simon, son of a minister.

Maybe but that can be cool, too. I mean you're always doing the right thing, even if it doesn't make you the most popular guy. And doing what's right counts for something

Simon

Yeah, it counts for me having no fun this year. I'm sorry, I'm tired of doing the right thing. I want people to like me because I'm wild and crazy and fun. You know, not-not because I'm good I want to hang out with your friends. Your friends are the best.

You don't even know my friends

Simon

They're popular, and they have fun. What else do I need to know?

Ha-ha! You hear the news?

My parents took off for the weekend. Which means...party. Oh I already lined up the women, man. It's gonna be a blowout.

So, are you in?

Oh, I'm so in, I'm already there! Whoo!

Simon

Yeah, I'm in too!

Um, Tom, Mike, you know Simon.

Uh, Simon Camden. You're that minister's kid.

Simon

My dad's a minister, yeah.

I don't think you'd feel comfortable at my party. It's not gonna be a religious affair.

Simon

My dad's the minister, not me.

So, you want to come to my party, huh? Okay. Okay, fine. Come.

Simon

Great! I'll get the address from Morris. I'd better get going -- I don't wanna miss my bus. I can miss my bus.

We're out of here.

Yeah.

Simon

See you guys later!

I'll call you later.

Simon

Right. I'll see you tonight.

What are you doing?

He wants to come to the party, let him come.

Simon's not ready for one of your parties.