“Drunk” quotes from 7th Heaven

Simon

How do you do that?

Uh, do what?

Simon

Be so popular. Everybody knows you. Everybody likes you. You hang out with the coolest kids in school. Face it, man, if this school had a king you'd be it.

Hey, people know you, too.

Simon

People know me as some school do-gooder. Saint Simon, son of a minister.

Maybe but that can be cool, too. I mean you're always doing the right thing, even if it doesn't make you the most popular guy. And doing what's right counts for something

Simon

Yeah, it counts for me having no fun this year. I'm sorry, I'm tired of doing the right thing. I want people to like me because I'm wild and crazy and fun. You know, not-not because I'm good I want to hang out with your friends. Your friends are the best.

You don't even know my friends

Simon

They're popular, and they have fun. What else do I need to know?

Ha-ha! You hear the news?

My parents took off for the weekend. Which means...party. Oh I already lined up the women, man. It's gonna be a blowout.

So, are you in?

Oh, I'm so in, I'm already there! Whoo!

Simon

Yeah, I'm in too!

Um, Tom, Mike, you know Simon.

Uh, Simon Camden. You're that minister's kid.

Simon

My dad's a minister, yeah.

I don't think you'd feel comfortable at my party. It's not gonna be a religious affair.

Simon

My dad's the minister, not me.

So, you want to come to my party, huh? Okay. Okay, fine. Come.

Simon

Great! I'll get the address from Morris. I'd better get going -- I don't wanna miss my bus. I can miss my bus.

We're out of here.

Yeah.

Simon

See you guys later!

I'll call you later.

Simon

Right. I'll see you tonight.

What are you doing?

He wants to come to the party, let him come.

Simon's not ready for one of your parties.

Annie

Before you and Simon go to this party tonight, I need to know what your intentions are.

Intentions?

Annie

Yes. Do you intend to drink? Do you intend to smoke? Do you intend to part-take in any illegal activity? Do you intend to watch over my son and make sure no harm comes to him? Do you intend to have him before his curfew?

Hey, I'm just giving him a ride.

Annie

No, you're not just giving him a ride, you're in charge of him.

Mary

[to Simon] You don't get it. You just don't get it. And you want to know why I know you don't get it? Because for over a year I didn't get it.

Ruthie

[to Simon] You know, you've been throwing up most of the night, so we haven't had a chance to talk. What is wrong with you, huh?

Simon

I didn't know I was drinking alcohol.

Ruthie

Well, you should've figured it out. What kind of role model are you trying to be?

Simon

I'm not a role model.

Ruthie

Yes, you are. Sam and David and I look up to you. And with Matt leaving, and he is leaving, you're the resident big brother of the house. Robbie's here and that's great, but I depend on you and tonight you let me down. You let everyone down.

Simon

I'm sorry. Is that what you want to hear?

Ruthie

No, I don't want to hear anything. What I want is for you to stop trying so hard to fit in with other people and start trying harder to fit in around here. I want you to sober up for good and start becoming a man, the kind of man I can look up to.

Annie

So are we going to punish the kids for aiding and abetting Simon?

Eric

I think we should not punish them, but not tell them until tomorrow. That way, they'll think they're being punished which will be almost like being punished.

Annie

Parents of the year.

Eric

Nah. Just parents.

Eric

I really thought Simon was mature enough to handle tonight. He really has matured so much since September.

Annie

We got to see that maturity disappear in one night.