[after Mary dunks his head in a toilet] I want to file assault charges.
Fine. And Mary, I assume you'll want to file sexual harassment charges?
[Long silence; Michael looks baffled]
What did you think that was? Messing around? Joking? Having fun? It's not. It's sexual harassment.
You know, I'm not the least bit surprised that you feel this way.
Mr. Towner, I know you'd like to believe that this is about "sisterhood" when actually, it's a matter of right and wrong. You see, your belief is incorrect, and holding fast to it at this point really isn't going to help anyone, including your son. So, Mary, how do you want to handle this?
[pauses] It's over. I just want to let it go.
Really? I'm not inclined to be as generous as you are. [to Michael] You talk trash, you write trash, and you dare to snap this woman's bra strap? At the very least, your head is gonna wind up in a toilet! You harass one more human being in this building, and you will find that you have no friends here. Got it?
Yes.
Good. Now go spread the word. I know you're good at that.
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