I've got some good news and bad news.
I'm Ashley. I don't get bad news.
Dad just goofed up, that's all.
Daddy doesn't goof up!
Mary's a team player. She has basketball to fit in. Simon already knows who he is, and Ruthie's five.
You forgot Lucy.
No I didn't. She's the one you need to worry about.
Why's that?
Well, because she always feels left out.
Hey, what punishment can I give Simon and Ruthie for wandering off the way they did?
Hmm... that's a tough one. Ruthie's so cute.
Yeah. She reminds me so much of your mother. And Simon's so funny, it's hard to be mad at funny.
You know, maybe you could not let them out of the house for a week.
Nice try not unless one of you wants to be locked up with them.
You forgot our punishment, Daddy.
[to himself] Unbelievable.
[in response to Eric and Annie kissing] How come you guys get to do that while we have to clean the bathroom?
This is my reward for cutting the grass.
Well, what do we get?
You get to live here for free.
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