Well guys, welcome to the most high-tech home in the world: House 2001.
But I just got used to our old place, House 2000.
That thing's completely obsolete. Check out these new features!
It looks exactly like the old one.
Not at all. It's a lot more expensive (sniggers)
[Gate's family laugh in the same fashion]
And get a load of this multi-phonic cyber cinema.
[Gates clicks on the control panel and a huge screen appears in the room. The screen crashes halfway through deployment]
Why's it done that?
Try double clicking it.
It seems to have frozen.
It's fine. We... probably just need go out and come back in again.
[the family step outside the house and close the door. After a brief moment they all come back in again to find that everything has vanished]
Where's it all gone?
Um, it should be here, er...
Did you remember to save it?
I thought I did. Er... don't panic!
Try escape.
No, Control-Alt!
Let me have a go!
Get off!
Don't you press that!
LET ME JUST TRY SOMETHING!!!
[Gates hits the control panel and a Windows like text box appears in front of them]
It says the house has performed an illegal operation and will...
[the house disappears and the family are in the desert, where their house used to be]
Don't worry guys, I'm already working on House 2001.1!
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