The ITV News at Ten with Ant and Dec.
ITV denies accusations of dumbing down.
Bongo-roony!
Ant receives surprise slap on head... eh?
[Dec slaps Ant on the head]
Slapa-rooney!
And former news caster evicted by phone vote.
[cuts to Trevor McDonald, who is in a filthy alleyway]
News just in: I am hungry and homeless.
Tramper-rooney!
And now, the weather.
And now, the weather.
[cuts to Siân Lloyd in front of a map of the British Isles]
Hello, and here's tomorrow's weather. Well, it's going to be nice and sunny... if you phone this number. Or if you like cloudy conditions with a stiff north-easterly breeze... ring this number. Or if you prefer relentless drizzly rain... move to Wales.
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