Oh... my... God! Is that a Teddy Ruxpin doll? Rita, I want that!
Your birthday just passed, Elliot.
But my coming out party is coming up.
What is that, like a queen-ceañera?
So bitchy. Love her. A vintage Teddy Ruxpin is worth like, $500, and my mom works, so she has to buy my love.
One more word, and I'm taking away spa day.
That's harsh, honey.
He's obsessed with the '90s.
But you weren't even born.
I know. I blame her. She couldn't find a man till late in life.
There go the pedicures.
There go my sandals.
As much as I love watching Will & Grace, this guy's not for sale. I'm sending him back to my mother's place, which, according to the Rhode Island Parole Office, is a cardboard shanty town outside of Big Lots.
Well, here's my card. And let's face it, you look like you could use $500.
So bitchy. Love him!
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