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2 Broke Girls · Season 1, Episode 15

Elliot, Rita and others in “Unfinished Business”

EElliot

Oh... my... God! Is that a Teddy Ruxpin doll? Rita, I want that!

RRita

Your birthday just passed, Elliot.

EElliot

But my coming out party is coming up.

What is that, like a queen-ceañera?

EElliot

So bitchy. Love her. A vintage Teddy Ruxpin is worth like, $500, and my mom works, so she has to buy my love.

RRita

One more word, and I'm taking away spa day.

EElliot

That's harsh, honey.

RRita

He's obsessed with the '90s.

But you weren't even born.

EElliot

I know. I blame her. She couldn't find a man till late in life.

RRita

There go the pedicures.

EElliot

There go my sandals.

As much as I love watching Will & Grace, this guy's not for sale. I'm sending him back to my mother's place, which, according to the Rhode Island Parole Office, is a cardboard shanty town outside of Big Lots.

EElliot

Well, here's my card. And let's face it, you look like you could use $500.

So bitchy. Love him!

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